Symbolic Recipe

1 cup of sass
2 cups of stubborness
3/4 cups of boldness
2 quarts of love
2 cups of loudness
1 1/2 cup of compassion
1 cup of care
2 quarts of humor
and a dash of anger
Dont forget a tsp. of brown locks and big brown eyes and a tad bit of golden skin.

Get your mixing bowl and a big brown wooden spoon. Lay all of the ingredients out, because that's how you get me. ( all things out in the open)

Put all the dissaponting things in a seperate bowl such as anger, stubborness, sass and loudness. Those are things nobody usually finds appealing so we will wait to add those till the very end.

Alright get the good stuff: boldness, love and compassion begin beating until you can feel loud love bouncing off the sides of the bowls. When you hear that you know it is time to add in the care and humor also good things to have, but don't expect it to just out and give you a hug.

Preheat you oven to 450 degrees and wait for things to get heated, in some situations it can happen very quickly.

Now that your waiting you will add the unexpected ingredients and hope it all mixes well together. Don't stir to quickly, it might get motion sickness. If you listen closely you can hear the guidance and loud laughing. Once you are finished with that grease up your pan and pour the mix onto pan. Let batter bake for 15-20 minutes or until golden brown. When the batter is finished you will be suprised with what you will recieve. Not very many people can handle this much Haley Mcmuffin lovin....not supposed to be creepy trying to be like McDonalds.

And don't forget to add the "I'm here to party" syrup on top. It would be best if you just smothered your food in it!! Enjoy